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by Marty, Gnome | March 19, 2026 in Human Health
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The Health Revolution You Don't Know About... Yet
My name's Marty... and I'm sharing this story because it's haunted me for years...
Alongside my brothers Ray, Shane & Jason — we call ourselves The Gnomes.
I've watched people unknowingly poison themselves with convenience and it's getting worse.
From 2015 - 2023 we built & ran the Regenerative Farm at Dublin City University without funding from anyone, just hard, honest work.
Gnomes in Their Natural Habitat....
This became a personal journey of discovery... it started with a simple, desperate question...
Where the hell is the real food gone in Ireland - What IS "food"?
Ten years ago, we were naive.
We thought "organic" meant safe.
We thought imported vegetables were just... vegetables...
Then reality hit hard.
We learned that organic food shipped across continents loses its nutrient density...
The vitamins & minerals degrade, the flavour is lost.
We learned that there are barely ANY Irish Organic Farms left...
People are basically eating "ghost" food.
Nutrition is declining in food rapidly and diseases are skyrocketing.
The sorrow & heartache I feel is real...
Having grown real food for 10 years...
Tasting it, eating it, cooking with it every day, remembering how my mind & body felt when I eat it...
Knowing most people will never experience that in the "modern" world...
Walking through supermarkets became suffocating.
Every aisle screamed chemicals...
Pesticides, fungicides, preservatives, cheap imports from industrial farms.
We'd read the labels, research the suppliers, and realize that even "clean" options were compromised.
People were eating food that was slowly degrading their bodies, destroying cellular health, and they had no idea.
We couldn't unsee it.
For a decade, we obsessed.
The breakthrough came when we realised the entire food system was the problem...
Real, nutrient-dense food gets lost in the commercial food system, it doesn't exist.
Your cells are starving for actual nutrition...
But... we're developing our own food system.
We sleep better knowing we're finally part of the solution instead of the problem.
Our customers report sustained energy, clearer skin, better digestion, and — most importantly — hope.
They're finally eating real food.
It's about reclaiming your health in a world built to compromise it.
That's why we do this.
— Marty, The Gnomes
What is This Healthy Aging Secret Super Food?
Join The Gnomes Micro Health Club Today! Therapeutic Microgreens Grown To Order & Shipped Direct in Thermal Packaging 24hrs after harvest delivers the freshest, most nutrient-dense greens directly to your doorstep at peak nutritional potency.
Our microgreens retain maximum vitamins, minerals, and enzymes that are typically lost in commercial food systems, ensuring your cells receive real nutrition.
✔️ Superior Bioavailability
Our Microgreens more nutrients than mature plants in a concentrated form, making them one of the most bioavailable foods available for rapid cellular absorption and utilization.
✔️ Sustained Energy Without Crashes
Our customers report consistent, sustained energy throughout the day, eliminating the blood sugar spikes and crashes associated with processed foods and nutrient-depleted produce.
✔️ Visible Health Improvements
Regular consumption leads to clearer skin, improved digestion, better sleep quality, and an overall sense of vitality as your body finally receives the complete nutrition it's been craving.
✔️ Reclaim Your Health On Your Terms
By choosing our therapeutic microgreens, you're taking direct control of your nutritional destiny and becoming part of the solution to a broken food system designed to compromise your wellbeing.
✔️ Real food will always outperform a pill.
Microgreens deliver nutrients in their natural, bioavailable form — alongside enzymes, fibre, and plant compounds that your body actually recognises and uses.
Supplements may isolate one or two nutrients, but they miss the full spectrum that makes food powerful in the first place.
With microgreens, you’re not guessing what your body might absorb — you’re giving it living, fresh nutrition it can work with immediately.
It’s not about replacing supplements.
It’s about returning to real food… and raising the standard.
Simple, Fresh, Tasty & Real
Microgreens have been reported to have considerably higher levels of vitamins, minerals and therapeutic compounds.
Studies have shown them to be effective in assisting with tons of illnesses.
Discover below how our proprietary growing system and direct-to-door delivery model ensures you're getting the most powerful, life-changing food available anywhere.
Why Are Gnomes Microgreens The Gold Standard?
Join Gnomes Micro Health Club Today the gold standard on the market for these KEY reason.
We have over 10 years of hard won horticultural experience.
✔️ Microgreens are scientifically proven to be alot MORE nutritious when grown in organic compost.
Cheap microgreens are grown in water, hydroponic systems, with paper mush, coco coir or plain peat or other rubbish soil mats.
✔️ We only grow to order for each client, from seed.
Microgreens are extremely delicate so the ones in stores are turning to tasteless mush fast.
✔️ We harvest and ship within 24 hours in thermal packaging. We have developed a unique shipping method!
Ice packs ensure the greens arrive in style! Freshness and speed is everything with Microgreens.
✔️ We never use GMO Seeds or inorganic chemicals/fertilisers.
Our only inputs are seeds, soil, water and skill. Our families eat these every day. Our hearts is in our products, we never cut corners.
Take Every Meal To The Next Level In A Pinch
Join The Gnomes Micro Health Club Today ... extremely simple to use & to add a boatload of natural nutrition to your diet any time of the day.
Imagine adding 20 grams of one of the most nutritional foods on the planet, grown to the highest ethical standard.
Just look at what 20grams contains as studies show!
- Smoothies
- Sandwiches and wraps
- Fresh salads
- Scrambled or fried eggs on toast
- Avocado toast
- Grilled meats or fish as a topping
- Stir-fries (added at the end)
- Pasta dishes
- Soups (added after serving)
Where Can I Get Gnomes Microgreens?
Listen, full disclosure, growing Microgreens every week of this quality takes time, skill and expensive inputs, we don't cut corners, we can't, it's for our families...
We only take on clients that resonate with our message.
If that's you! Then you could find an EXCLUSIVE Bonus through this page you’re on right now.
Here’s how:
Step 1: Click or tap here to claim your EXCLUSIVE Bonus! (before it’s gone for good)!
Step 2: Make sure to order TODAY because we have a very limited capacity and we're filling up fast and MOST customers choose us as their personal farmers...
Step 3: Once you place your order on this page right here and receive your Gnomes Microgreens with fast shipping... get ready to take care of your body on the cellular level the natural way!
**ATTENTION**
Limited Spaces Available — We Can't Grow For Everyone So If This Is Right For You DO NOT HESITATE
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Covered By A No-Hassle Money Back Guarantee
If for any reason you are not satisfied with your order Gnomes Microgreen after your first delivery we will give you a full refund!
We’re confident you’ll LOVE our Microgreens — many of our buyers are impressed by the quality, stating they feel like it’s worth every penny.
...But if you aren’t happy, then we’re not happy, and we’ll do whatever it takes to make it right, including returning your full investment.
What Are People Saying?
I feel like I’ve upgraded my meals instantly
“I wasn’t sure if I’d actually use them every week, but they’ve become part of my routine without even thinking about it. Just a handful on eggs or toast and I feel like I’ve upgraded my meals instantly.”
Sarah, Ireland
Verified Buyer
They actually taste fresh and vibrant
“I’ve tried supermarket greens before and they always felt a bit lifeless. These are completely different — they actually taste fresh and vibrant, like they’ve just been picked.”
James, Ireland
Verified Buyer
Everything arrives crisp and full of life
“I was concerned about freshness during delivery, but the packaging is spot on. Everything arrives crisp and full of life — you can tell it’s been harvested very recently.”
Aoife, Ireland
Verified Buyer
It’s such an easy way to add something genuinely good to my diet
“I don’t like complicated health routines, so this was perfect for me. It’s such an easy way to add something genuinely good to my diet without changing everything else.”
Michael, Ireland
Verified Buyer
I think it's keeping me alive
Really appreciate the good stuff, best in town, I think it's keeping me alive"
Cathal, Ireland
Verified Buyer
I also sneak them into my 1 year olds food
"Love these micro greens so much. They’re soo fresh, and such a joy eating them knowing how much goodness they contain. Honestly you’d be spending hundreds on supplements and they wouldn’t come close to giving you what these micro-greens give you (as I’ve learned in the book beautifully written by Martin) . I also sneak them into my 1 year olds food and it makes me so happy knowing that he’s getting all the nutrients he needs and deserves (that we all do) so thank you so much for caring about quality and producing such great produce for us. A great mission & I’m looking forward to future courses and anything else you guys create!"
Andrea, Ireland
Verified Buyer
Amazing local greens from a great local business
"This is amazing product from a brilliant local business - the microgreens are so fresh and delicious and such a great healthy addition to our meals. We’ve been getting the weekly delivery for a few months now and the green are delicious, the service is really great - the guys are so friendly and reliable and I would recommend them 100%. It’s the best fresh local food we’ve had in ages."
Deirdre, Ireland
Verified Buyer
I couldn’t be happier with The Gnomes
"I couldn’t be happier with The Gnomes! Their customer service is absolutely outstanding — the team is always so friendly, responsive, and helpful. My order arrived perfectly packed, with everything fresh and secure. The microgreens themselves are amazing — super tasty, fresh, and wonderfully crunchy. You can really tell they care about quality. Every bite feels nourishing and delicious. I’m very happy with my experience and highly recommend The Gnomes to anyone looking for top-quality microgreens and excellent service."
Malgorzata, Ireland
Verified Buyer
I’ve changed my mix a few times and even paused when I was away — no hassle at all.
"The flexibility is brilliant. I’ve changed my mix a few times and even paused when I was away — no hassle at all. The team are always quick to help.”."
Sean, Ireland
Verified Buyer
The radish has a bit of a kick, and the sunflower is surprisingly satisfying
"I usually get bored of ‘healthy’ foods, but these actually taste great. The radish has a bit of a kick, and the sunflower is surprisingly satisfying.”
Emma, Ireland
Verified Buyer
FAQ
1. How does the subscription work?
It’s a flexible subscription designed to fit your lifestyle. You can choose weekly, bi-weekly, or every 4 weeks — and you can pause, skip, or cancel anytime with no hassle.
2. How are your microgreens grown?
We use gold-standard growing methods: organic compost made in Ireland, non-GMO seeds, and water only. No herbicides, pesticides, or artificial inputs — just clean, carefully grown food.
3. What types of microgreens are included?
Our core mix includes Broccoli, Radish, Sunflower, and Pea shoots. These are selected for their taste and nutrient profiles.
If you have any specific allergies let us know.
4. How fresh are the microgreens when they arrive?
All microgreens are grown to order and harvested just before dispatch. They’re shipped within 24 hours of harvest to ensure maximum freshness and vitality.
5. How should I store them?
Keep your microgreens refrigerated as soon as they arrive. Stored correctly, they typically stay fresh for up to 5-10 days.
6. Do I need to wash them before eating?
No you don't. We grow in clean, controlled conditions, but we recommend a quick rinse before use as a general best practice.
7. How do I use microgreens in meals?
They’re incredibly versatile. Add them to eggs, salads, sandwiches, smoothies, soups, or as a finishing touch to most dishes for extra freshness and flavour.
8. When will my order be delivered?
All orders are grown to schedule based on your chosen plan (weekly, bi-weekly, or every 4 weeks). We operate a rolling grow-and-ship system, so your delivery aligns with your subscription timing.
9. Where are your microgreens shipped from?
All orders are grown and shipped with tracking directly from our base in Dublin, Ireland, ensuring freshness and supporting local food production.
10. What if there’s an issue with my delivery?
Because this is a fresh product, we can’t accept returns. However, if your order doesn’t arrive in good condition, we’ll happily send a free replacement — no questions asked.
11. What’s the difference between sprouts and microgreens? (BONUS)
Sprouts are grown in water and eaten whole — including the seed, root, and shoot — typically after just a few days.
Microgreens, on the other hand, are grown in compost with light, harvested after they’ve developed their first leaves, and only the stem and leaves are eaten.
This means microgreens are more nutritious, developed, more flavourful & safer to eat — resulting in a cleaner, more robust product that’s ready to add straight to your meals.
GNOMES MICROGREENS
GOLD STAR GUARANTEE
- If for any reason! After your first delivery, our microgreens are not for you! Just let us know, and you will receive 100% of your money back. No hard feelings at all!
- Gnomes Microgreens are grown just for you, right here in Dublin! Without the use of any herbicides, pesticides, or inorganic fertilizers, giving you the freshest, most potent source of plant nutraceuticals & vitamins available anywhere in Ireland.
- Expertly harvested, carefully delivered directly to your door, so that they are a living source of nutrition, not an already dead or contaminated one! They last longer, taste better, and have been scientifically proven to have a positive impact on your health.
- Grown professionally from high-quality seeds & high-quality compost every single week—no middle man, no corners cut, no excuses made, simple, pure, honest, genuine plant food & medicines.
- The Gnomes have your health at heart.
TERMS: 100% Refund is subject to letting us know within 48-Hours of Your First Delivery so we don't create unnecessary waste in production.
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Tiny Leaves, MIGHTY Nutrition
- 🥗 Concentrated Nutrition – A small serving delivers a big boost of Vitamin C, E, and K compared to full-grown vegetables.
- 💪 Rich in Antioxidants – Packed with compounds like polyphenols and sulforaphane that support the body’s natural defenses.
- 🌱 Up to 40x More Nutrients – Microgreens can contain significantly higher levels of vitamins and minerals than their mature counterparts.:
Younger Skin & Cellular Protection with Microgreens
- ✨ Antioxidants and vitamins in microgreens promote radiant skin and strong, healthy hair.
- ⚖️ Their low-calorie, nutrient-dense profile helps with natural weight management while keeping you full.
- 🥗 Microgreens are rich in fiber and enzymes that support healthy digestion and gut balance.
Stronger Immunity & Faster Recovery with Microgreens
- 💪 Regular consumption promotes resilience and vitality, keeping your body better equipped for everyday challenges.
- 🌱 Nutrients like sulforaphane and polyphenols support long-term cellular health, lowering risk factors tied to chronic conditions.
- 🛡️ Microgreens are loaded with antioxidants that strengthen the immune system and help protect the body’s natural defenses.
Detox, Restore, and Protect with Microgreens
- 🛡️ Antioxidants and enzymes in microgreens nourish the liver, strengthening the body’s natural defense and detox system.
- 💧 Assist the body’s detox processes, gently cleansing and refreshing from the inside out.
- 🌿 Calm inflammation, supporting comfort and overall wellness.
Help Reduce Cancer Risks with Microgreens
- 💪 Bioactive nutrients promote detoxification pathways that may help reduce the risk of certain cancers.
- 🌿 Antioxidants protect DNA from free radical damage, supporting long-term health and resilience.
- 🛡️ Compounds like sulforaphane in microgreens help strengthen the body’s natural defense systems at the cellular level.
Enhanced Muscle Recovery with Microgreens
- ⚡ Energy & Endurance Support – Rich phytonutrients restore vitality, helping you recover stronger and train harder.
- 💪 Anti-Inflammatory Power – Natural compounds like sulforaphane help reduce post-exercise muscle soreness.
- 🌿 Nutrient-Dense Fuel – Packed with vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants that speed up tissue repair after workouts.
Our Promise: Fresh, Pure, and Local
- 🇮🇪 Local & Sustainable – Cultivated to the highest quality in Dublin to support health, community, and the environment
- ⏱️ Peak Freshness – Grown to order and shipped within 24 hours of harvest all over Ireland.
- 🧪 Pure & Clean – No chemicals, no pesticides — only seed, organic compost, and water.