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Really appreciate the good stuff, best in town!" - Cathal

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The Gnomes Micro Health Club 🌱

Would You Like to Feel Good About Your Health, Eat Better & Build Healthier Habits — Naturally?

Then THIS Is For YOU!!

​​​Imagine having your very own personal farmer growing fresh, nutrient-rich food JUST FOR YOU and delivering it straight to your door!

No complicated diets. No expensive wellness routines. Just real, fresh food and a little support to help you live healthier, naturally.

🌱 Fresh, Living Nutrition — Made Simple!

Here's what you get as a member:

  • Fresh Microgreens Grown Just for YOU!
  • Naturally Rich in Vitamins, Minerals & Beneficial Plant Compounds
  • An Easy Way to Add More Greens to Your Daily Diet
  • Freshly Harvested & Delivered Straight to Your Door
  • Grown Locally in Dublin — NOT Flown Halfway Around the World!
  • Choose Your Favourite Microgreens & Blends
  • Weekly, Fortnightly or Every 4 Weeks — YOU Decide!

PLUS... So Much More Than Just Microgreens!!

​​​As a Micro Health Club member, you'll also enjoy:

​⭐ Exclusive Member Bonuses & Rewards! — Because we believe loyalty deserves to be rewarded!

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​🌿 A Supportive Wellness Community! — Connect with like-minded people who believe in natural, food-first living.
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​🎉 Surprise Product Giveaways! — Exclusive opportunities to win exciting natural products and wellness goodies!
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​🥗 FREE Recipes & Healthy Eating Ideas! — Delicious, easy ways to enjoy your microgreens every day.
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​🔬 Monthly Microgreens Science Newsletters! — Discover the fascinating nutritional science behind these tiny but remarkable plants.
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​💚 Weekly Wellness Inspiration! — Simple, practical ideas to help you create healthier habits, one week at a time.
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​🎁 EXCLUSIVE Member Discounts! — Save 10% right away, with discounts growing up to 30% as your membership continues!

Why Make Healthy Living More Complicated Than It Needs to Be?

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​​We believe that good health starts with real food, simple daily habits and a little consistency.

​​That's why we created the Micro Health Club.​​

​​Instead of another supplement to remember, another complicated health plan or another trip to the supermarket...​​

​​Imagine fresh microgreens grown especially for you, arriving at your door, ready to add to your favourite meals!​

​​Sprinkle them over your breakfast, add them to a sandwich, blend them into a smoothie or enjoy them with your dinner.
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A small daily habit that makes eating more greens wonderfully simple!

💚 And the BEST Part?

YOU ARE ALWAYS IN CONTROL!

  • No long-term contacts
  • Pause or cancel whenever you like
  • Change your delivery frequency
  • Switch your favourite microgreens anytime
  • Enjoy exclusive membership rewards as you go!

🌱 More Than a Subscription.

It's Your Own Little Wellness Club!

​​​Fresh food. Healthy habits. Ongoing inspiration. Exclusive savings. Lovely surprises.

All from a small team of Irish growers who genuinely care about what they grow and the people they grow it for.

Ready to Make Healthy Living a Little Easier?

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Just 20 grams of Microgreens has Real Benefits...

  • Support Normal Function of the Immune System
  • Support Energy & Vitality helping reduce Tiredness & Fatigue
  • Support Cell Protection from Oxidative Stress
  • Contribute to Maintenance of Bones
  • Supports Collagen Formation & Healthy Skin
  • Supports Vision & Eye Health
  • Also contains Natural Plant Compounds such as Sulforaphane & Anti-Oxidants which have been studied for MANY potential benefits in human health.

Expertly Grown Blends 

Choose/Change as Often as You Need...

🌱 Everyday Wellness Blend

Your daily foundation for better nutrition.

​A vibrant blend of sunflower, broccoli, pea and radish microgreens, naturally providing essential nutrients to support normal energy metabolism, immune function, healthy skin, vision and bones.

⚡ Energy & Immune Blend

Nourish your energy. Support your defences.

A nourishing combination of sunflower, broccoli and pea microgreens, providing vitamins that support normal energy metabolism, help reduce tiredness and fatigue, and contribute to healthy immune function.

🦴 Bone Support Blend

Nourishment for strong, healthy bones.

A carefully balanced blend of 75% pea and 25% broccoli microgreens, providing vitamin K and plant protein to support the maintenance of normal bones, alongside vitamin C for normal collagen formation.

🛡️ Cell Protection Blend

Everyday antioxidant support from real food.
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A natural blend of radish and sunflower microgreens, providing vitamins C and E, which help protect cells from oxidative stress, alongside vitamin C for normal immune function.

🌸 Hormone & Skin Blend

Nourish your skin. Support hormonal balance.
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A colourful combination of red cabbage and broccoli microgreens, providing vitamin B6 to support the regulation of hormonal activity and vitamin C for normal collagen formation and healthy skin function.


Or Simply Choose Single Unmixed Crops:
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  • 100% Broccoli Microgreens
  • 100% Radish Microgreens
  • 100% Sunflower Microgreens
  • 100% Pea Microgreens
  • 100% Red Cabbage Microgreens
  • Other crops available upon request, charges may apply.

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5 Reasons to Choose Microgreens

  • Whole-Food Nutrition

    Vitamins, minerals, fibre and naturally occurring plant compounds together in real food... not just isolated nutrients in a capsule...
  • Naturally Occurring Plant Compounds

    Broccoli and radish microgreens contain glucosinolates, including precursors involved in the formation of compounds such as sulforaphane.
  • Grown Here, Not Flown Here

    Locally cultivated in Ireland, freshly harvested and delivered directly to your door. No lengthy international supply chain for your greens.
  • No Unnecessary Processing

    No extraction, drying, flavouring or turning your nutrition into tablets. Just fresh microgreens, ready to rinse and enjoy.
  • An Easy Daily Habit

    Just 20 g added to a salad, sandwich, smoothie or everyday meal. No complicated recipes or major changes to your routine.
  • BONUS... Microgreens are safer, tastier and last longer than "sprouts & baby leaves" plus they have the same and MORE nutrients.

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10 Reasons to Choose The Gnomes?

"Really appreciate the good stuff, best in town" - Cathal​

  • Over 10 Years of Real Growing Experience in the Field.
  • 1000's of Satisfied Customers.
  • Gold standard growing technique, above standard"organic" food.
  • Guaranteed Fresh or Free Replacement
  • Proven health-benefits by 100s of Peer-Reviewed Research.
  • Proudly Irish & Family Run.
  • Actually cares about your health.
  • Become part of a larger movement.
  • Direct feedback from you helps shape The Gnomes.
  • BONUSES! For ALL clients of our service!

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They're Easy, Tasty & Playful to Use Daily!

  • Smoothies
  • Sandwiches and wraps
  • Fresh salads
  • Scrambled or fried eggs on toast
  • Avocado toast
  • Grilled meats or fish as a topping
  • Stir-fries (added at the end)
  • Pasta dishes
  • Soups (added after serving)

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Can I get them in shops??

If it's in the shop it's probably already too late...

Listen, full disclosure, growing Microgreens of this quality takes time, skill and expensive inputs, we don't cut corners, we can't, it's for our families...


We only take on clients that resonate with our message.

If that's you! 

Step 1: Make sure to order TODAY because we have a very limited capacity and we're filling up fast and MOST customers choose us as their personal farmers... 

Step 2: Email us directly on hello@ultimatedietsecret.com and tell us what Blend or Crop you want us to grow for you. 

Default product is "Everyday Essentials Blend"

​Step 3: Once you place your order on this page right here and receive your Gnomes Microgreens with fast shipping... get ready to take care of your body on the cellular level the natural way!

**ATTENTION**
Limited Spaces Available — We Can't Grow For Everyone So If This Is Right For You DO NOT HESITATE

Covered By Our Money Back Guarantee

If for any reason you are not satisfied with your order Gnomes Microgreen after your first delivery we will give you a full refund!

We’re confident you’ll LOVE our Microgreens — many of our buyers are impressed by the quality, stating they feel like it’s worth every penny.

​...But if you aren’t happy, then we’re not happy, and we’ll do whatever it takes to make it right, including returning your full investment.

What Are People Saying?

I feel like I’ve upgraded my meals instantly
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“I wasn’t sure if I’d actually use them every week, but they’ve become part of my routine without even thinking about it. Just a handful on eggs or toast and I feel like I’ve upgraded my meals instantly.”

Sarah, Ireland

​Verified Buyer

They actually taste fresh and vibrant
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“I’ve tried supermarket greens before and they always felt a bit lifeless. These are completely different — they actually taste fresh and vibrant, like they’ve just been picked.”

James, Ireland

​Verified Buyer

Everything arrives crisp and full of life
“I was concerned about freshness during delivery, but the packaging is spot on. Everything arrives crisp and full of life — you can tell it’s been harvested very recently.”

Aoife, Ireland

​Verified Buyer

It’s such an easy way to add something genuinely good to my diet
“I don’t like complicated health routines, so this was perfect for me. It’s such an easy way to add something genuinely good to my diet without changing everything else.”

Michael, Ireland

​Verified Buyer

I've never felt better...
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Really appreciate the good stuff, best in town!"

Cathal, Ireland

​Verified Buyer

I also sneak them into my 1 year olds food
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"Love these micro greens so much. They’re soo fresh, and such a joy eating them knowing how much goodness they contain. Honestly you’d be spending hundreds on supplements and they wouldn’t come close to giving you what these micro-greens give you (as I’ve learned in the book beautifully written by Martin) . I also sneak them into my 1 year olds food and it makes me so happy knowing that he’s getting all the nutrients he needs and deserves (that we all do) so thank you so much for caring about quality and producing such great produce for us. A great mission & I’m looking forward to future courses and anything else you guys create!"

Andrea, Ireland

​Verified Buyer

Amazing local greens from a great local business
"This is amazing product from a brilliant local business - the microgreens are so fresh and delicious and such a great healthy addition to our meals. We’ve been getting the weekly delivery for a few months now and the green are delicious, the service is really great - the guys are so friendly and reliable and I would recommend them 100%. It’s the best fresh local food we’ve had in ages."

Deirdre, Ireland

​Verified Buyer

I couldn’t be happier with The Gnomes
"I couldn’t be happier with The Gnomes! Their customer service is absolutely outstanding — the team is always so friendly, responsive, and helpful. My order arrived perfectly packed, with everything fresh and secure. The microgreens themselves are amazing — super tasty, fresh, and wonderfully crunchy. You can really tell they care about quality. Every bite feels nourishing and delicious. I’m very happy with my experience and highly recommend The Gnomes to anyone looking for top-quality microgreens and excellent service."

Malgorzata, Ireland

​Verified Buyer

I’ve changed my mix a few times and even paused when I was away — no hassle at all.
"The flexibility is brilliant. I’ve changed my mix a few times and even paused when I was away — no hassle at all. The team are always quick to help.”."

Sean, Ireland

​Verified Buyer

The radish has a bit of a kick, and the sunflower is surprisingly satisfying
"I usually get bored of ‘healthy’ foods, but these actually taste great. The radish has a bit of a kick, and the sunflower is surprisingly satisfying.”

Emma, Ireland

​Verified Buyer

FAQ

1. How does the Micro Health Club work?

"Small hinges swings big doors".
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Instead of overhauling your entire lifestyle or diet, we focus on a few simple things you can stick to:

1) Adding fresh microgreens to your meals

2) Reading short, practical newsletters each week

3) Being part of a positive, like-minded environment

On their own, each of these feels small.

But when you repeat them regularly, something important happens.

They begin to shape your habits, and your daily choices — often without effort or overwhelm.

This is where real change comes from.

Over time, these “small hinges” start to open much bigger doors — better energy, clearer thinking, improved health, and a more balanced way of living.

2. How are your microgreens grown?

We use gold-standard growing methods: organic compost made in Ireland, non-GMO seeds, and water only. No herbicides, pesticides, or artificial inputs — just clean, carefully grown food.

3. What types of microgreens are included?

Our core mix includes Broccoli, Radish, Sunflower, and Pea shoots. These are selected for their taste and nutrient profiles.

If you have any specific allergies let us know.
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4. How fresh are the microgreens when they arrive?

All microgreens are grown to order and harvested just before dispatch. They’re shipped within 24 hours of harvest to ensure maximum freshness and vitality.

5. How should I store them?

Keep your microgreens refrigerated as soon as they arrive. Stored correctly, they typically stay fresh for up to 5-10 days.

6. Do I need to wash them before eating?

Yes, we recommend rinsing before use. Only what you're using and keep the rest in the fridge dry as it will last longer.

7. How do I use microgreens in meals?

They’re incredibly versatile. Add them to eggs, salads, sandwiches, smoothies, soups, or as a finishing touch to most dishes for extra freshness and flavour.

8. When will my order be delivered?

All orders are grown to schedule based on your chosen plan (weekly, bi-weekly, or every 4 weeks). We operate a rolling grow-and-ship system, so your delivery aligns with your subscription timing. Email us for an accurate date: hello@ultimatedietsecret.com

9. Where are your microgreens shipped from?

All orders are grown and shipped with tracking directly from our base in Dublin, Ireland, ensuring freshness and supporting local food production.

10. What if there’s an issue with my delivery or I need to skip/pause?

Because this is a fresh product, we can’t accept returns. However, if your order doesn’t arrive in good condition, we’ll happily send a free replacement — no questions asked.

To skip or pause, email us before Monday's 12pm and we can skip or pause your order. Orders go out on Tuesday mornings. hello@ultimatedietsecret.com
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​11. What’s the difference between sprouts and microgreens? (BONUS)

Sprouts are grown in water and eaten whole — including the seed, root, and shoot — typically after just a few days.

Microgreens, on the other hand, are grown in compost with light, harvested after they’ve developed their first leaves, and only the stem and leaves are eaten.

​This means microgreens are more nutritious, developed, more flavourful & safer to eat  — resulting in a cleaner, more robust product that’s ready to add straight to your meals.

 A Clean Food System Delivering Nutrient-Dense Food Direct To You

GNOMES MICROGREENS
GOLD STAR GUARANTEE

  • If for any reason! After your first delivery, our microgreens are not for you! Just let us know, and you will receive 100% of your money back. No hard feelings at all!
  • Gnomes Microgreens are grown just for you, right here in Dublin! Without the use of any herbicides, pesticides, or inorganic fertilizers, giving you the freshest, most potent source of plant nutraceuticals & vitamins available anywhere in Ireland.
  • Expertly harvested, carefully delivered directly to your door, so that they are a living source of nutrition, not an already dead or contaminated one! They last longer, taste better, and have been scientifically proven to have a positive impact on your health.
  • Grown professionally from high-quality seeds & high-quality compost every single week—no middle man, no corners cut, no excuses made, simple, pure, honest, genuine plant food & medicines.
  • The Gnomes have your health at heart. 

TERMS: 100% Refund is subject to letting us know within 48-Hours of Your First Delivery so we don't create unnecessary waste in production.

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Tiny Leaves, MIGHTY Nutrition

  • 🥗 Concentrated Nutrition – A small serving delivers a big boost of Vitamin C, E, and K compared to full-grown vegetables.
  • 💪 Rich in Antioxidants – Packed with compounds like polyphenols and sulforaphane that support the body’s natural defenses.
  • 🌱 Up to 40x More Nutrients – Microgreens can contain significantly higher levels of vitamins and minerals than their mature counterparts.:

Younger Skin & Cellular Protection with Microgreens

  • ✨ Antioxidants and vitamins in microgreens promote radiant skin and strong, healthy hair.
  • ⚖️ Their low-calorie, nutrient-dense profile helps with natural weight management while keeping you full.
  • 🥗 Microgreens are rich in fiber and enzymes that support healthy digestion and gut balance.

Stronger Immunity & Faster Recovery with Microgreens

  • 💪 Regular consumption promotes resilience and vitality, keeping your body better equipped for everyday challenges.
  • 🌱 Nutrients like sulforaphane and polyphenols support long-term cellular health, lowering risk factors tied to chronic conditions.
  • 🛡️ Microgreens are loaded with antioxidants that strengthen the immune system and help protect the body’s natural defenses.

Detox, Restore, and Protect with Microgreens

  • 🛡️ Antioxidants and enzymes in microgreens nourish the liver, strengthening the body’s natural defense and detox system.
  • 💧 Assist the body’s detox processes, gently cleansing and refreshing from the inside out.
  • 🌿 Calm inflammation, supporting comfort and overall wellness.

Help Reduce Cancer Risks with Microgreens

  • 💪 Bioactive nutrients promote detoxification pathways that may help reduce the risk of certain cancers.
  • 🌿 Antioxidants protect DNA from free radical damage, supporting long-term health and resilience.
  • 🛡️ Compounds like sulforaphane in microgreens help strengthen the body’s natural defense systems at the cellular level.

Enhanced Muscle Recovery with Microgreens

  • ⚡ Energy & Endurance Support – Rich phytonutrients restore vitality, helping you recover stronger and train harder.
  • 💪 Anti-Inflammatory Power – Natural compounds like sulforaphane help reduce post-exercise muscle soreness.
  • 🌿 Nutrient-Dense Fuel – Packed with vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants that speed up tissue repair after workouts.

Our Promise: Fresh, Pure, and Local

  • 🇮🇪 Local & Sustainable – Cultivated to the highest quality in Dublin to support health, community, and the environment
  • ⏱️ Peak Freshness – Grown to order and shipped within 24 hours of harvest all over Ireland.
  • 🧪 Pure & Clean – No chemicals, no pesticides — only seed, organic compost, and water.